362135_baseball_serie_2.jpg A Commentary

Hey, Yogi, it’s over. It may only be the top of the 9th, but the RINOs are up by fifteen runs and Conservative Republicans have nobody left on the bench. You can stick a fork in this one. It’s done.

I’m just trying to decide if I should stick around for the last couple of innings or head for the exit now so I can beat the traffic out of the parking lot. John McCain, the human equivalent of the goat-cursed Cubs, is going to the World Series of politics. Don’t ask me how that happened. The last I knew, Mitt (there’s a good baseball name) and Huckabee were still in the game. I guess I missed an important play during my last trip to the John.

No big whoop to me, really, although McCain never has shown me much aside from a worrisome tendency to consort with Democrats. Nevertheless, he’ll get my vote in November, if I don’t have something more important to do on election night like washing my hair. I wonder if he knows how many folks like me will give him the nod simply because they can’t vote for Monica Lewinski’s ex-boyfriend’s wife. And, Barack Hussein Obama? As a Cubbie’s fan would say, “Fuggit about it.” Read more…

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